Submit your resume when you sign the letter and we'll deliver that too, so Senator McCain can see for himself that women are actually quite educated nowadays.

First of all, he'll probably just blame my being a stayhome mom for my lack of equal pay.

Then, he'll blame moms who don't stay home for the poor morals of the country, or something similar.

As Seth has quoted someone I'm too lazy to look up: "dress for success: wear a white penis."