Candy & crustaceans

[vettecat]

First on today's menu, we have an unusual candy to watch for in the coming months...

Then we move on to a site reminding us all that shrimp are evil.

Bon appetit!

Comments

[deguspice.livejournal.com]

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[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Weird, it worked a little while ago... sorry. I found another source, try it now...

[joecoustic.livejournal.com]

The line from the shrimp site:

The name of Bubba shall be anathema. amused me for reasons they probably never thought of though.... :)

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

You mean "don't name your kids Bubba?" :-)

It's not that shrimp are evil . . . .

[osewalrus.livejournal.com]

It's that shrimp have "chosen" a finless, scaless lifestyle in deliberate defiance of the Lord's will. We love shrimp and pray daily that they will voluntarily recognize the evil of their ways and chose instead the path of fins, scales, and cleanliness.

There are those secular fishest and their defenders who maintain that shrimp are "born that way" and cannot "choose" to have fins and scales. We know, of course, that this is arrent nonesense. After all, the godless Sword-Fish begins its life with fins and scales. Sadly, however, when it hits the freedom of adolesence and the raging hormones of puberty, it sheds its scales and joins its unclean breathern in abomination.

If the Swordfish can choose to shed its scales, why can't it choose to grow them back? Only because it's heart is stubborn and sinful.

Re: It's not that shrimp are evil . . . .

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Well put! (I haven't laughed like that in quite a while... thank you!)