Random joke attack!

[vettecat]

This one's been sitting in my inbox for months, but I don't forward jokes much anymore, and it seemed a little short to post on its own... however, this seems like a good moment, so...

Tony Blair is visiting a hospital.

"How are you today?" he asks the old man in the first bed.

"Wee sleekit cow'rin' tim'rous beastie," screams the man at him, so he moves on.

"And how are you?" he asks the second patient.

"Some hae meat but cannae eat!" yells this one.

"Hmm," says Tony to the doctor. "Is this the psychiatric unit?"

"Naw - it's the Serious Burns Unit."

Comments

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Bwah ha ha ha!

[joecoustic.livejournal.com]

It made me smile more than it made me groan, so I guess that shows something, though I don't quite know what. :)

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

We have a similar sense of humor? :-)

[lucretia-borgia.livejournal.com]

Acccchhhhh! :->

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's about right!

[lcmlc.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the laugh. I am about to spend lots of time working on last year''s taxes and the joke broke the dour mood. Lots of love.

Mr. P., old hand at the internet that he is - he used it when it was just a mere string in two cans - said the joke is so old that he thinks that the first time he heard it the visitor was Winston Churchill rather than Tony Blair.

Have a good day.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service! It's funny how a good (or bad) joke keeps going around...