Onion zingers

[vettecat]

Just had to share a few of these...

Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court

Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth

Report: More Kids Being Home-Churched

Slumping Box Office

Comments

[pressburger.livejournal.com]

The first two were awesome. I rarely read the Onion, but when i do I like it.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Same here. Once in a while, I drift over and look at it...