E.T.'s L.J. U.R.L.

This one's been sitting in my inbox for months, but I don't forward jokes much anymore, and it seemed a little short to post on its own... however, this seems like a good moment, so...

Tony Blair is visiting a hospital.

"How are you today?" he asks the old man in the first bed.

"Wee sleekit cow'rin' tim'rous beastie," screams the man at him, so he moves on.

"And how are you?" he asks the second patient.

"Some hae meat but cannae eat!" yells this one.

"Hmm," says Tony to the doctor. "Is this the psychiatric unit?"

"Naw - it's the Serious Burns Unit."

25 Things My Mother Taught Me... ( Read more... )

Just had to share a link someone sent me, about a really amazing geographical feature...

I don't usually post cute-kid things, but this is really impressive. Five little girls (ages 8 - 13) singing the National Anthem . . . and doing an amazingly good job of it.

Supposedly the scenes shown in these pictures are made entirely of food! ( Read more... )

Smoke on the Water, Japanese style. Strangely, works very well...

Thanks to debgeisler for the link!

How many of you knew that there's an indoor water park in Danvers? (Learned about it from a client, didn't know if someone might be interested...)

In case you ever want to go to Dagoba...

Two unrelated but intriguing videos for your amusement... ( Read more... )